Commercials. Love them or hate them, you can’t get away from them.

They feature anthropomorphized farm animals (think Geico), celebrity cameos, catchy jingles, and sometimes even fried eggs (This is your brain on drugs.). They make us laugh. They make us think. They’re the reason we watch the Super Bowl. They’re the reason we compile lists like these — five terrible, horrible, no good, very bad car commercials.

5. The truth is indisputable.

4. No dogs were harmed in the making of this commercial.

3. Vodka can’t help you now, Alex.

2. Hell hath no fury.

1. You can’t have two Minnie Trucks.